Northern State Parkway - Exit 29 Roslyn Road (there is only one exit ramp from either direction)

Go north on Roslyn Road

Go under Long Island Expressway

Proceed to end of Roslyn Road ( becomes Main Street) into Roslyn Village

With clock tower on your right, proceed straight ahead to the George Washington Manor

Our intrepid roving reporter, Mike Slavin, informs us of the graffiti on the wall of a ladies' restroom in Boca Raton, Florida: Men are like pianos. When they are upright, they feel grand.